Nobody ever believes it's my birthday, and the people that do know it's my birthday always give me crappy presents. One year I got a wet rag, an empty box, and season 2 of Alf on DVD. And people think this is okay because hey it's April Fools Day anything goes.
I hate people!
If I don't get the new George Foreman USB igrill
or some Squeeze Bacon
this year I'm tearing up my birth certificate, which will make me disintegrate because it will mean I've never been born.
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Happy Birthday...and I would cry if I didn't get squeeze bacon too :o)
Happy Birthday! I'll supply the fake eggs to your squeeze bacon.
Crappy Birthday To You!! Wait, no! HAPPY, I meant. I thought you were April Foolin' us about the squeeze bacon so I even looked it up to see if there is such a thing. Oh my.
You will look super cute eating your squeeze bacon sandwich in your cute DI dress (which everyone will think you paid hundreds of dollars for) on this happy day! Hope it's a great one!
I hope you get those too, b/c then you could squeeze some bacon on your iGrill while you are blogging and make yourself some breakfast. What could be better than that?
Happy Birthday!
Dang it, and I got you a 500 piece jigsaw puzzle. A nice little cabin in the woods. It's from a Thomas Kincaid painting...
Happy birthday! I was due April 1st, but made it until the 10th. Guess I lucked out. Sorry.
I would wish you Happy Birthday, but I don't quite believe it.
I was going to say the same thing as Camille. So, I will wish you a tepid Happy Birthday.
OK!!! I AM TAKING IT BACK, YOU BIG LIAR HEAD!!!
Facebook tells me your birthday is December 17th, and Facebook never lies.
Happy birthday if it's your birthday, and if it's not...
You will need to wear some fuzzy DI slippers along with the dress. ;)
Happy Crappy Unbirthday to you!
heehee
;)
I think I'm going to listen to Kristina. I believe everything that comes out of her mouth.
Do you realize that if you have fake birthdays that you still have to count being a year older?
Happy April Fool's day :0)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!! I hope you get your USB Forman...how awesome to grill up a burger while blogging!
You little trickster you.
Happy Birthday! I have some virtual squeez bacon for you, I hope it's virtually good! Sadly, I don't have an igrill ... but in your honor I'll plug in everything I own that has a usb port.
Now I really wish I hadn't already eaten the peanuts that were filling that empty peanut jar that I was going to give you before you fled the scene of the, um, I mean moved out of the country. Oh, I mean it was my kids that ate those peanuts. Naughty, naughty children. Everything bad is their fault.
Just make sure you don't burn your foot while grilling squeeze bacon because, birthday or no birthday, I'm not going to rub butter on it for you.
squeeze bacon.
what?
Happy Birthday! (late)
If your real birthday is on dec 17th, like facebook says, then april 1st is actually your 2/5ths birthday. Don't check the math, just trust me. I'm a genius. Anyway, happy april 1st 2/5ths birthday!
oh, and the reason you didn't get squeeze bacon is because I bought the whole world's supply of it last week. Yep. It's all mine. Mwahahaha!
Happy Birthday Mary! :)
i needed a good laugh.
like REALLY badly today.
and i need to know if i can move to arizona and be happy.
what do you think?
you might need to know that i hate the heat.
and bugs.
and spiders.
and snakes.
and i love the snow and cold weather.
but sean's job may or may not be in arizona.
help.
My birthday is on April Fool's too. my friend's idea of a birthday party was to invite me over and then not be there. But I showed them! I stayed there all by myself and used up all their toilet paper!
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